Natalie Portman Relationship Status Update: MARRIED?!

By Kelly Conaboy / February 28, 2012

Have I got some NEWS for you guys. Get this: Natalie Portman hadn’t been married to Benjamin Millepied, the dancer from when she was in Black Swan, this whole time! Can you believe it! I assumed they were already married but, as it turns out, they were just engaged! Did everyone else think that they were already married? GUYS? And to add insult to injury, it also turns out they got SECRETLY MARRIED recently! From People:

Their subtle rings appeared to be a quiet way of announcing their marriage at the Oscars on Sunday. And adding fuel to the fire, jeweler Jamie Wolf confirmed today that she designed Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied’s “wedding rings,” she shares in a release.

Wolf created two diamond rings for Portman, made to fit on either side of her engagement ring, and a platinum band for Millepied. Both baubles are eco-friendly, made with recycled metals and conflict-free diamonds.

HOW DARE THEY NOT TELL US FIRST THAT THEY WERE NOT MARRIED YET, AND SECOND THAT THEY WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED SOON! That was our business! You can’t keep us out of our own business, Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied! As a person who has seen you in many movies, I have to say that I am disappointed. As I did not have any time at all to come up with a gift, please take this image after the jump as a token of my congratulations. 

I JUST WISH YOU HAD GIVEN ME A LITTLE MORE TIME.