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The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Jazz Radio Porn Yoops

By Gabe Delahaye / February 24, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Traditionally, a Porno Switcheroo involves seeing porno when you were supposed to see something else. Porno is primarily a visual medium. But it’s got a pretty recognizable soundtrack, and when that soundtrack accidentally gets overlaid on a bed of jazz radio, well, now you’ve got a Porno Switcheroo if I ever heard of one. From the news desk at radiotoday.co.uk:

According to tweets, sexual noises from what appeared to be an adult film played around 7:15pm, in which time many listeners noticed and commented about it. Some were enjoying a family evening meal when the “disgusting” and “porno” noises were broadcast.

The programme on-air at the time, Funcky Sensation with Mike Vitti, was pre-recorded so an apology has not yet been broadcast.

First of all, I love any news story that begins “According to Twitter.” Second of all, OH THOSE POOR FAMILY MEALS! Who listens to jazz radio during a family meal? And with such force of attention that the thin sounds of porn are unmistakable in the perfect silence of that dining room? No wonder your kids hate you. Of course, Funcky Sensation host Mike Vitti does the classic Porno Switcheroo Blame Dance:

A statement on JazzFM.com says: “Unfortunately we had an unauthorised access to the live feed this evening which resulted in a highly regrettable incident. Please accept our profound and sincere apologies for any offence that may have been caused.”

Mike Vitti told us: “There was unauthorised activity and behaviour in the studio which we take very seriously and we will be taking the appropriate disciplinary action against the individual concerned.

I bet Funcky Sensation Mike Vitti DOES take this very seriously. Because there’s no way there was “unauthorized activity and behaviour in the studio.” There never is! Someone (named Funcky Sensation Mike Vitti) accidentally mixed porno into their pre-recorded jazz program and that’s that, although I still do not understand what a pre-recorded jazz program is, but I don’t have a family to eat dinner with, so maybe it will all make sense later in life. Perhaps the most exciting part about this particular Porno Switcheroo is that we get to experience it for ourselves! Listen here.

Now I can’t wait for the smell or touch-based Porno Switcheroo! (Thanks for the tip, Trevor.)