If You Had Answered “His Schlong” You Would Have Been Right

By Gabe Delahaye / January 24, 2012

My favorite part about this clip is not that “His Schlong” was an answer on Family Feud, nor that it was an answer to the question of “What’s something a pilot would hold during a long trip?” No. My favorite part about this clip is just knowing that someone on one of the teams during the commercial break or after the show got overly competitive and angry about losing and was just like “I knew it! I was totally going to say “his schlong.” God damn it! And where were you guys? Where the hell were you guys? THIS WAS OUR SHOT AND YOUR HEADS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE GAME. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY “HIS SCHLONG,” SO JUST, WHATEVER, IT’S FINE, WHO CARES, WE’LL JUST BE THE LOSERS FAMILY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.” I’m paraphrasing here. (Via BuzzFeed.)