Cher’s Closet From Clueless In Real Life!!!!

Dear Everyone:

All of our dreams have come true!!!!



PS: I am honestly so excited about this human advancement that I am embarrassed and genuinely hope that NO ONE is monitoring the inside of my brain right now. FaceCake Marketing Technologies, whatever that even is at all, have used Microsoft Kinect to make the closet from Clueless, everyone’s favorite movie thing that they wish were a real-life thing, into a real-life thing. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Once this comes standard in every apartment, we can try on digital images of our shirts and pants and necklaces and purses and see which ones we want to wear together! We’re going to look so good! As long as Lucy washes our damn white collarless shirt from Fred Segal, right?! Our most capable looking outfit! CLUELESS! LUCY!!!!!!

It’s really supposed to be used to try on clothing from websites, which is also perfect, but who are they even kidding? JUST SAY THAT IT’S THE CLUELESS CLOSET! Because there is no clear audio in the video, I can only imagine that it must be just a string of Clueless quotes. “I hope not sporadically.” “I totally paused!” “I am not a Mexican!” “Cher, what are you wearing?” “A dress!” “Says who?” “Calvin Klein” “Do you like Billie Holiday?” “I love him!” “Youa a veergin. Who ceeaant. Drrrooiivee.” –This Video/My brain, constantly. (Via BuzzFeed.)