7-year-old Maxwell Hinton was diagnosed with cancer, and a Make-A-Wish Foundation style foundation (because I guess Make-A-Wish Foundation is the Kleenex or Band-Aids of cancer patient wish-fulfillment foundations at this point) helped to fulfill his wish of BLOWING UP A BUILDING. He demolished an entire granary in Ohio. Good wish. Good fulfillment. Still not a fan of cancer, fuck that ...