Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • I missed this yesterday because I think it happened after I already put up the links and listen nobody’s perfect, but guess what! Paul Rudd is going to guest star on Parks and Recreation! As Leslie Knope’s opponent! Which one are you even supposed to root for, I wonder. -Vulture
  • Fox greenlit a pilot from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s Rob McElhenney about “a loose partying blogger forced to change his career plans when he becomes a radio host.” I have like 54 questions about what this short plot summary could possibly mean, but uhh, it sounds good! It at least sounds fine. Rob McElhenney is great. I think. I like It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia A LOT, is I guess what I’m trying to say. -WarmingGlow
  • So Lindsay Lohan is maybe going to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie and from what I’ve gathered in a brief (not brief) scan of the Internet today, people are SUPER MAD about it! But why? She’ll be fine. And it’s Lifetime, for crying out loud. And relax. -Deadline
  • Watch Gabe Liedman in this Onion News Network’s StarFix report, “Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child.” YES! Also: do any of you guys think she really had that baby or is it just none of you who think that? -ONN
  • Just kidding about Beyoncé. I GUESS. Anyway, I haven’t seen The Artist because, if I can be honest with you, ugh. I bet it’s great but, ugh. I don’t wanna. But I guess it raped (not raped-raped) Kim Novak? Star of Vertigo? The score of which the The Artist includes a reference to? Maybe you should just read the thing about it. -FilmDrunk
  • “Kim Kardashian replaced by dog in Sketchers’ super bowl ad this year.” -Dlisted
  • Here are some seventh graders at a Korean winter camp doing a word paper dance to Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.” It is a cute thing, especially during the minute before the words actually kick in. -TheDailyWhat
  • Emma Stone, Nick Cannon, and Andy Samberg are going to make appearances in an upcoming episode of 30 Rock, says Tina Fey. Great! I don’t have a problem with any of it. -Celebuzz
  • Giancarlo Esposito, Breaking Bad’s Gus Fring, is doing a reddit AMA right now. If you know how to do that or fully understand what it means, go do it! -Reddit