Today We Are All This Lion

Gabe Delahaye | January 10, 2012 - 9:30 am

It’s right there, right in front of us. All we have to do is reach out and grab it. And crush it. And eat it. And kill it. And make it ours. And have it forever. But somehow we can’t. Something is keeping us from doing what comes so naturally to us. We continue our attempts, and in between bursts of furious energy, we flare our nostrils and glare at our quarry, not understanding how this little thing that is so vulnerable compared to us, so clearly created for our possession, is somehow still breathing and staring at us with its stupid glasses. GIVE IT! So we wait. Frustrated and confused and angry and starving to death, we wait. Fucking Tuesdays! (Via ViralVideos.)