Checking In With Toddlers And Tiaras
With so much great TV being available to watch at all times, it’s hard to make room for everything. That’s something that we all struggle with and, not to overstate things, but it’s almost definitely one of the worst problems that anyone will ever have to deal with in their entire lives in the whole world. For instance, I will probably never watch The Wire, and sometimes Toddlers and Tiaras just slips through the cracks. It’s no one’s fault. But when you have two equally compelling TV shows — The Wire and Toddlers and Tiaras — that for one reason or another you just never seem to make time for, you have to keep abreast with them somehow just so you have SOMETHING to talk about when everyone always brings them up. In terms of The Wire, luckily a guy named Omar was arrested this week. PHEW. Check that one off the list. In terms of Toddlers and Tiaras, we have this charming little clip encompassing all of the crazy nightmare aspects of the show with one contestant and her mother. Great. Thank goodness.
Hahah, uhhh…did anyone else hear when the girl said, “Beauty is so boring I don’t wanna do it”? Why did they even include that part if they’re not gonna GET INTO IT? Hello! EDITORS? Do you guys need some go-go juice or what? My second favorite quote is, “Her future plans is to be a couponer like her mother.” Hahah. Everything about that quote is something that I love about that quote. A+ job to you, pageant judge. And now we ALL get a trophy for participation. Honey boo boo. (Via Styleite.)