It is a time-honored tradition to take a video clip of someone doing an ethnic or foreign-seeming dance (and/or just a straight up old person doing ANYTHING) and to lay some hip hop and/or skrillex over it and repost it on YouTube. It’s what America was founded on. Today, we have two such clips. IT’S A GOOD OLD FASHIONED YOUTUBE REMIX DANCE OFF! First there is a clip of an old man doing one of those Appalachian mountain man dances set to LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” obviously. And then there is a clip of some orthodox Jews at a wedding dancing to Cali Swag District’s “Teach Me How To Dougie.” Which is the best dance? Which is the best use of a Top 40 pop song for comical effect? Which is the most/least culturally insensitive? LET’S GET READY TO INTERNETTTTTTTT!