Just FYI: Suri Cruise Has A $130,000 Christmas List

Kelly Conaboy | December 19, 2011 - 12:30 pm

Sometimes there are things that we’re ALL wondering about, but that none of us woud ever have the guts — or the ability — to ask. I can think of a million examples. Like, ahhhh, ok, for example: What is on Suri Cruise’s, the five-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, Christmas list, and if you added up how much all of it would cost what would the total be? That kind of stuff. Just good questions that every normal-brained adult wonders and tries to find out the answers to, to the best of their abilities. Luckily we live in the year 2011, where Christmas comes every day of the year in the form of tabloid reporting on the internet, and none of us have to have any lingering questions about ANYTHING! Knowledge is power. From Starpulse:

In Touch Weekly uncovered Suri Cruise’s $130,000 Christmas wish list. Suri is no regular kid. The offspring of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes has more toys and gadgets than most of us will ever see in our lives.

Of course, Tom and Katie want to buy all the items on their daughter’s list. What’s on it? A pony. Diamond earrings. Gowns.

A professional ballerina. The moon. The MOST EXPENSIVE PEN. One thing that I would like to know is how did In Touch Weekly uncover this list? I know when you start asking questions about Hollywood reporting the whole thing may come down a little faster than you’d like, but, uh, was it like in the garbage or was it like in a press release or was Katie Holmes gown shopping and it fell out of her purse? I NEED TO KNOW! Oh and then: More toys and gadgets than we’ll ever SEE in our lives?! I’ve seen a lot! I’ve been to both FAO Schwarz and an Apple store. And, finally, I hope she gets everything on her list, all $130,000 worth of stupid diamond garbage. Her life is probably kind of a nightmare, the least her parents can do is buy her a pony to neglect and put diamond earrings on. So, Merry Christmas, Suri! Stay cool! God bless!