Daniel Craig Just Says What Everyone Is Thinking
In a recent interview with British GQ, which I guess is like regular GQ but with WORSE DENTAL WORK (Ricky Gervais wrote this post), actor Daniel Craig FINALLY broke his legendary silence about reality TV stars and the Kardashian family in particular (via TheSuperficial):
“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel,” Craig tells the magazine. “You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”
In case he wasn’t clear enough that he was talking about the Kardashians — hey, reality shows blend together — he then emphasized his target.
“It’s a career. What can I tell you?” he continues. “It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it… Well I am obviously. I’m probably going to get visited by people from New Jersey.”
Burn. Total burn. Kathie Lee Gifford is going to be bragging about this tomorrow, like, “Khloe told me last week that Daniel Craig was going to burn her because I’m her great-great-godmother.” He kind of lost me at the end there, though. He’s going to get visited by people from New Jersey? Why? Because of Jersey Shore? But why else? No one from New Jersey is going to visit you, Daniel Craig. Also, enough with the back-pedaling. You are absolutely being cynical AND you are judging it. Be a man. BE A MAN, DANIEL CRAIG. Daniel Craig may just be saying what everyone is thinking about the Kardashians, but I am just saying what everyone is thinking about Daniel Craig. That he needs to be a man more.