Pat Robertson asking the tough questions.
CONFIRMED: mac and cheese is apparently a black thing. Get on board, America. (Thanks for the tip, Nathan.)
If nobody has ever loved Pat Robertson enough to make Mac & Cheese for him, then no wonder he is one of the world’s most hateful people.
It could be, I guess, but that’s typically a sign that you’ve left it on the stove WAY too long.
If mac and cheese is a black thing then I’m Miles Davis.
But is being a blowhard a Robertson or a Pat thing?
Mac and Cheese is a black thing if it’s baked near a holiday and made with sweetened condensed milk, pounds of butter, and pounds of cheese. But if it’s that kraft blue box shit, that’s white ppl mac an cheese (or poor black people mac and cheese)
He’s god’s Michael Scott.
You guys, what’s going on with that comedy, is that a Jew thing?
HONESTLY, THOUGH. This motherfucker lives in Virginia Beach. The only possible way that he doesn’t know about Mac & Cheese is that he has either never gone into a grocery store at all in his entire life, or has never been to a Golden Corral, Cracker Barrel, Old Country Buffet or any other restaurant in Virginia Beach.
Also, what is going on with that woman? Are you seriously going to confirm Pat Robertson’s suspicions about Mac & Cheese? Also, the world IS DEFINITELY ON BOARD with Mac & Cheese. The world might be way too on board with Mac & Cheese, in fact.
I have been upset about this for days!
Now, if they were talking about sweet potato pie vs. pumpkin pie, then I would kind of understand it.
Only if you mix Hennessey into it.
NOT TRYING TO DEFEND PAT ROBERTSON ALERT:
But Mac And Cheese, when Baked, is A Black Dish Served at Holidays. (See my above comment)
So THAT’s why people never believe me when I say that the boxes and boxes of mac ‘n cheese I’m buying are for my kid!
Somebody needs to poop in a box and give it to Pat.
For some reason after reading this I keep repeating that kid’s stand up from Wet Hot American’s Summer.
“White folks sound so stupid when they get mad. They be like “hey asshole, I’m going to kick your b-hind.” But the brothers won’t even need to raise their voice. These motherfuckers be like “don’t make me say it twice.”
This is why I keep a photograph of mac n cheese in my wallet.
I don’t know which version you’re talking about, but either way, that’s racist.
I always thought of it as a Scottish thing, because of the “Mac”
If Mac and Cheese is a black thing, Paula Deen is my Malcolm X.
Next week, Pat Robertson finds out about Tom Cruise’s favorite dessert, ice cream and cake, and says he would like to try it, in case there are no gay people there?
Roger Ebert makes a reference to Mac & Cheese being an essential at the Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners in black households in his review of a Thanksgiving movie he tweeted about this past Thursday… The movie is called “What’s Cooking?”
This is a link to the review (I think)
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