This Is Just A Ryan Gosling Pancake
"If I am a pancake for you, you give me a time and a plate. I give you a five-minute window, any syrup happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're pouring it down; I don't carry a blueberry... I'm a pancake." Alternately: "If you're a pancake, I'm a pancake. THIS. ...
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