I would never try to take the joy out of your job, sir. I understand that the days are long sometimes, and if you can get through it all a little more easily by putting to use your very well developed ice cream serving magic-prank skills then far be it for me to give you any guff about it. Have a little fun sometimes, let loose. I even understand that there is a segment of the population who enjoy incorporating “fun” pranks into their dining experiences, like those who invite people to go to hibachi restaurants. And these people — your target audience, I’m assuming — sit around the table and just wait and wait and wait until the guy comes over to fling a piece of shrimp at them so they can try to catch it in their mouths. “Oh, I hope they do the trick where it looks like he’s squirting a bottle at you and then a string comes out.” “I hope they do the thing where it looks like they’re going to throw a knife at you so you jump a little and get embarrassed, even though a person — who was just throwing real knives around THEMSELVES — just did a thing that could have definitely killed you if they let go of the knife, while you were just minding your own business and trying to enjoy a meal.” You know? These people exist for sure, and would probably love a good ice cream prank show while all of their friends watch and videotape them. But, for the love of God, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS GIRL HER ICE CREAM ALREADY?!
HOLY MOLY I don’t even want it anymore! I know I’m not the one in the video so it doesn’t even matter WHAT I want, but my gosh this has all been a little too much and I think I have to just go away now. Thank you for the show, really, you’re very talented, but I really have to go to sleep. I know it’s the daytime! I just really need to go to sleep! No I don’t want any ice cream, PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! (Via SayOMG.)