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UNDENIABLE Evidence: There’s An Alien In The Rainforest!

Kelly Conaboy | October 26, 2011 - 11:45 am

Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab your long sleeve thermal shirts and your tank tops to wear underneath them! Grab your Emergen-C and your tiny bottles of water! Grab a box of nutrition bars and your flashlight! Grab your travel deodorant! Grab the checks you need to bring to the bank! Grab all of your unmarked CD-Rs in case one of them is the one you’ve been looking for! Grab your favorite lip balm and your convertible compact! Put it all in your messenger bag and GTFOOOOOO!

Some footage taken by two British tourists visiting the Manaus region of the Brazilian rainforest has recently been released (much to the government’s chagrin, I assume) clearly showing a classic Alien Grey exiting from an orb portal in the trees behind a group of children. A GROUP OF CHILDREN! It’s clear the aliens are poised to attack and don’t have any reservations about whom they inflict their alien bodily devastation upon. Some may argue that this is our planet and we need to fight for it, but it seems that the damage has already been done. The aliens have already exited their orb portals in the rainforest and they already have their sights set on death and destruction. All we can do is hide out and hug each other until they alien kill us. SEE FOR YOURSELVES!


“Earth. A planet once inhabited by a species called ‘Humans,’ now home to another life form completely. One more link in the chain of existence here in the Milky Way galaxy, and certainly not the last. What will be next? That’s left to find out in — The Twilight Zone.”

That is a fake/genius Twilight Zone epilogue I just wrote about an episode of the Twilight Zone I’ve created inspired by this alien video and based on our planet’s real future, where the whole episode is about this alien colony on what you THINK is another planet, but then at the end of the episode some alien paleontologists dig up some human bones, and you realize that they’re on Earth and that the aliens wiped out the human race long ago. OMG that is a genius idea I wish we weren’t all going to die from alien attack super soon. Oh well. Goodbye, Earth! Hello, Heaven! (Via ThePresurfer.)