Terrifying Man Is Terrified Of Puppies
Hey, we all have our bugaboos. We’ve already been over this. Some people are scared of open spaces and some people are scared of closed spaces. It’s fine. At the end of the day, we’re all just trying to make it through the day without crying. Unfortunately, some of us make the choice to go on reality TV shows where they make us confront our fear directly, at which point crying is kind of inevitable, and if you don’t cry, the producers probably rub sand in your eyes or something. They’ll get the shot they need, don’t you even worry about it. Case in point: this dude named Marvin who is covered in FACE TATTOOS and looks like an ACTUAL MONSTER but whose biggest fear is ADORABLE PUPPIES. This whole clip is just golden (retriever) (BOOM!) (GOODNIGHT!).
I love when she says “you are not a coward, Marvin.” Uh, yes he is. I mean, let’s be honest, he kind of is? No offense, Marvin. Normally, of course, I wouldn’t be so bold as to insult a man like this, but I have a secret weapon. LOCK AND LOAD! (Via WarmingGlow.)