A Disney Surprise For The Rest Of Us

Kelly Conaboy | October 21, 2011 - 9:30 am

Listen, you CANNOT just promise a week-long trip to Chattanooga, TN and swap it out with a trip to Disney World like no one’s going to be the wiser. As if you think I’m going to break down in grateful sobs and fill up eveyone’s hearts with happiness right as the rug is pulled out from under me, AS IF. Have you even thought about all there is to do in Chattanooga? Things that maybe some of us were really looking forward to? The Hunter Museum of American Art, maybe? The Tennessee Aquarium? COOLIDGE PARK? Any of these ringing a bell, mom? Ugh. Mom. You don’t even get it. I’m going to Chattanooga, you can get your hair done at the Bibbidy Flop by yourself. (Via TheDailyWhat.)