Par-tay! (Via BuzzFeed.)
Looks like all his guests were left behind
Kirk Cameron (center) seen celebrating his birthday with his wife Chelsea (left), his daughter Isabella (right), and his best friend, God (top).
no one is sitting down because it explicitly states in leviticus that no man shall sit in a seat where a menstruating woman has sat. and women should never stand in front of a man.
as for the subway? shit, man, it’s Anytober. you expect him to pass up a $5 footlong?
New commandment: Thou shalt not make up excuses to avoid attending birthday parties for thy casual acquantainces of whom thou art not particularly fond.
Those two women are definitely ghosts, right? I mean, they look and stand and stare and dress like ghosts.
good thing he blew out those candles! the cake isn’t fireproof.
“The times when you have seen only two party guests, is when I decided to hold a cooler party at the same time.” – Jesus
What’s the over/under on how many embroidered throw pillows those three collectively own?
i don’t know…there is something about putting a 5 dollar footlong in his mouth that makes Kirk feel like he’s sinning.
If the rapture comes on Kirk Cameron’s birthday, who will be left behind… to eat those Subway subs?
there’s a surprising lack of Jesus in this photo.
Kirk’s finally the coolest guy in the room.
I am 100% sure the girl in the doorway is going to kill him.
Are we sure this isn’t a still from Dogtooth?
Why does he look like he’s about to vomit stomach acid all over that cake, like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?
That is one tacky ass room. How old is that table? Looks like some shit my grandmother has. And look at that god awful (no pun intended) carpet?!? LOL
“We have but four small loaves. But how far will they go to feed so many?”
Wow. When read in the right tone, the bible can be really sarcastic!
No Sun Chips? There is no God.
I see cake. I see sandwiches. But no healthy side of fruit? Like, say, a banana?
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