Now is the time on Sprockets when we stare unblinking into the cold, gaping maw of an infinitely absurd universe. (Via DailyWhat.)
So, is this our generation’s Russian Andy Rooney?
Next he’s going to take down enie-menie-miney-mo and children will have no way of settling arguments and choosing kickball teams.
This guy is about three kids games away from suicide.
He really caught that tiger by the toe.
The REAL fallacy is everyone who plays (Rock) (Paper) (Scissors) Shoot, when the rules clearly state that it should be (Rock) (Paper) Shoot
It is adorable how emotional he seems over this. Like he’s holding back a good cry the whole time.
I can’t make fun of this guy. He’s totally right. What the Hell is up with paper covering rock? That has always baffled me, and I for one am glad that someone else feels the same way. Related: Who in the heck is Simon, and why must we follow him, but no one else?
This guy’s stand-up routine is so similar to my German thesis advisor’s sense of humor it’s not even funny.
I think I’m more disturbed to know that Brother Theodore has a son.
it really bothers me that I can’t tell if this guy is serious or this is a complete joke. every time I watch one of his videos I just spend the entire time thinking “is he actually German or just making fun of them.” This is compounded by the fact that the few Germans I’ve met are a lot like this guy.
it’s gotten to the point where i don’t believe anything posted on the internet is sincere.
I think he’s really talking about Naziism. Germans have a weirdly inherent sense of order. That’s why they don’t play eeny, meeny, miny, moe either.
Pretty insightful for a video made while waiting on his mom to come out of the grocery store.
He’s confused because his idea of Rock is Kraftwerk
so…is this before or after he threw the hot dog at Tiger Woods?
Remember that one Adventures of Pete & Pete where little Pete played RPS against a guy named “Papercut” and beat him with a “suborbital meteor?” I’d prefer to replace paper with that…
I’m pretty sure that’s enough to get him on the U.S. “No Fly” list.
Und also das is not very phallus-y so I don’t know what zis “Gabe” is talking about.
Pretty sure this is a joke, but either way I think this guy is hilarious and amazing and I want to be his friend.
Awwww, man. Is it weird that I feel bummed because I’ve sent in tips about this gentlemen twice and it was never posted? Sorry in advance for hogging all the tears. :(
Demetri Martin did it.
Even the whole thing about the dynamite.
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