Sandal push-kick into the death pit. (Thanks for the tip, Funtastik.)
Drops diaper, walks offstage.
There’s this Youtube video I got memorized. “I’m Pooping”. I been watching that shit for years. And if you saw it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to show to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice.
See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means you’re the chewing goggles boy, and I’m the cameraman, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he’s the pooping girl protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you’re the cameraman and I’m the pooping girl and it’s the backyard that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is, you’re in-ground pool, and I’m mouth chewing on the goggles. But I’m trying, Ringo. I’m trying real hard to be the pooping girl.
This video is the “more sand” for our generation.
I seriously must have watched this video 20 times by now. It’s not even healthy.
But why are they filming the fence? That’s the real story of this video.
Profoundly upset by the Recommended Videos after this one ends.
She’s just saying what we’re all thinking.
New David Lynch movie?
foster the pooping.
presented by bing!
That’s one kid you don’t want to gossip in front of if you ever plan on having those friends over to the house at some point.
That’s basically what everyone said tonight on the GOP debate.
I say this every morning around 9:15am.
I’m Lizzing! -me
Brava, Internet. Brava.
I’m sorry I couldn’t warn you people earlier, but I think I heard about this video. If it’s the one that I think it is, exactly one week after you watch it you’ll receive a phone call. Then you’ll immediately crap your pants. BE CAREFUL, EVERYONE!!!
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