Another Toddlers & Tiaras Scandal To Occupy Ourselves With

By Kelly Conaboy / September 7, 2011

Which is more upsetting, the Toddlers & Tiaras thing about the pretend boobs, or this new Toddlers & Tiaras thing about a baby dressing up like prostitute Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman? Both? Neither? It’s all a horrible nightmare anyway, why dwell on nightmare specifics? A very heated debate!