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[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] A thing happens that's ultimately not that big of a deal, but you say the word "bull semen" a bunch of times like you're reading it off a cue card, invoke vague undertones of 9/11, and now you are a Pulitzer Prize. (Via Arbroath.)
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