Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

By Kelly Conaboy / August 19, 2011
  • Aziz Ansari made comics with lyrics from Kanye and Jay-Z’s Watch the Throne album and they are adorable NO DUH. Have you guys listened to that album? I like it, no duh again, but also it seems like they had the idea and then made the album in like 2.5 hours. Whatever. That’s fine. -BuzzFeed
  • I have unfortunate news about the movie The Hangover, a movie that we (probably) all don’t really like that much. It’s just like an episode of The Simpsons that we (probably) all DO really like that much! D’OH! Right? -FilmDrunk
  • Gérard Depardieu is blaming PeeGate on his prostate. GROSS! I don’t know what it means to have prostate problems but I do know that I don’t have to know and I’d like to stay ignorant, GÉRARD! -Dlisted
  • The new Blade Runner isn’t going to come out until we’re all like 76 years old apparently. “But I wan’t it nooooowwwwwwwwwww!” -AV Club
  • “I’m Brad Pitt’s stunt double.” -This guy “Oh…That’s nice.” -A lady he was trying to impress. -Just Jared
  • Want to see Anne Hathaway cry about her boyfriend in a real estate commercial from 1997? OF COURSE YOU DO! -Movieline
  • Aww, Brett Ratner is in a verbally abusive relationship with Chris Tucker. But it’s ok because he knows Chris Tucker loves him, it’s just, sometimes, you know, it’s just like, ugh, sigh, you wouldn’t understand. -Vulture
  • How to make fire from ice, the how-to you were always looking for! -TheDailyWhat
  • If you were wondering what Kirsten Dunst thought about her “snaggle fangs,” well I’ll have you know that she LOVES THEM. -TheSuperficial
  • More blond Ryan Gosling photos. I, unfortunately, am now a Ryan Gosling fan. And I have to add him to the list of celebrities I am in love with. UGH. It is already a very long list. Last night he was on Letterman and I was watching it with a person who was falling asleep and I woke that person up and said “YOU’RE MISSING IT!” They appropriately responded, “NO I’M NOT.” -Celebuzz
  • Four things horror movie remakes get wrong, other than just having the idea to do a horror movie remake. -Salon