Stay In Your Crib, Please

By Kelly Conaboy / August 11, 2011

I know you’re anxious to get out into the world. Your crib is small and you can feel its limitations even though you’ve never known much of anything outside of it. But I have news for you, baby panda — Once you’re out of that crib, you’re going to long for the days when all you had to do was sit around in a crib, eating leaves or whatever you eat. I know, I know you’ve heard it before. But the world is a rough place, and once you enter into it it’s difficult, if not impossible, to return to the comfortable life you’re living right now. “You can’t go home again,” as they say. “You’ll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day, one day and it’s just gone. And you can never get it back. It’s like you get homesick for a place that doesn’t exist. I mean it’s like this rite of passage, you know,” as Zach Braff says in Garden State. Unless you are this guy. And do you really want to be that guy, baby panda? I don’t think you do. So enjoy your crib. Take life as it comes. Don’t get ahead of yourself. Stay in your crib. (Via UniqueDaily.)