Thank god for Lindsay Lohan’s family to distract us from homeland insecurity.
The starlet’s douchebag dad, currently in jail for “drunken driving, contempt of court, and beating his brother-in-law bloody with a shoe,” wrote an inane ballad about his daughter.
I’d promise to track down an MP3, but it will never exist.
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inane like lindsay, first in your motherfucking mouth!
That’s so Debbie Mathers of him.
douchebag lohan crashed his car down the street from me, causing a power outage throughout the town. what an asshole. just like his coke-head daughter.
No wonder lohans so f**ked up! I am not a Lindsay fan (understatement) but surely you can’t attack her because of her dad. The reason why Lindsay is like she is is because of her insecurities and probably her family. Lindsays just a twisted young woman with weight issues, drug issues, etc and the little sad child she once was is still in there because of her early claim to fame hence not being able to grow up properly, as this is the case with so many child stars.
Wow, that’s nearly as horrid as Scott Peterosn’s song about his own wife that he killed. At least Lohan’s dad didn’t rhyme “smile” with “smile”.