The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Brad Pitt And George Clooney Wax Statue Pals

By Gabe Delahaye / July 26, 2011

Hahahaha. Looking good, boys. Looking GREAT! You know, no one really talks about how weird it is that wax sculptures is even still a THING in 2011. That’s very weird! How is that even still a thing?! “Honey, do you want to go down to the place and look at the fake people made of wax with scary wigs and weird-fitting clothes? We can take our picture there and show our friends the picture I guess.” “I do want to do that. I’m so glad that I married you because you have good ideas for things to do that sound fun and interesting and I am in love with you so much.” I also feel that the common appendage of “Museum” is a bit grandiose. Is it really a museum? How about Wax Place. Better. Anyway, A TOAST TO OUR NEW FRIENDS! What do you think these guys talk about when the doors to the MUSEUM are locked for the night and all of the figures come to life? Oh to be a wax fly on the wax wall to listen in on that wax conversation!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via TheSuperficial.)