Do you make $150,000,000,000-$200,000,000,000 a year or $450,000,000,000,000,000-$900,000,000,000,000,000? How would you describe your sink: occidental, Lord Face, or kiku? How many outdoor pizza ovens do you have? Complete the full survey here.
I can’t lie. I filled this out this morning, and I entered Videogum under ‘favorite websites.’ I am now somewhat frightened that GOOP will have me murdered. So, you know, if I disappear, you know where to look first.
According to survey results, 100% of GOOP readers do so ironically.
I like how the “Which catergory would you get rid of” question has “None!” for an answer, but not “All!”
Videogum Everywhere? Videogum Everywhere.
It is hilarious that they used surveymonkey for this. There is no diamond-encrusted internet survey generator?
I liked the questions about how we would feel about her putting ads on the site or getting paid to promote products. Hurting for cash, Gwynnie?
I was totally ready to fill out a snarky survey beginning with:
How did you first hear of GOOP?
A: After my lobotomy, I found it to be the most enjoyable site on the internet!
But then I saw that it was longer than one page and thought that was too much time to devote to GP.
I lied about my occupation so that Gwyneth wouldn’t think I was a nerd. #sighgum
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