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A Two-Year-Old Does Yoga For Some Reason

By Gabe Delahaye / July 8, 2011 - 1:45 pm

NamAWWWste! Get it?! CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR AURA IF YOU GET IT. I bet this baby only buys local produce and smells like a bong. I bet this baby spent six months in an ashram trying to find herself. I bet this baby batik’s her own jumpers. I bet this baby tells people to put their cigarettes out even when they are outside. I bet this baby makes her own kambucha. I bet this baby has a spirit animal but won’t tell anyone what it is for fear of breaking their sacred bond. GET A JOB, BABY! (Thanks for the tip, Funtastik.)