The guy from yesterday’s Rent-A-Friend VHS tape is on Facebook! He likes good books and good movies and Mad Men! This should go without saying, but please leave him alone. This is for demonstration purposes only. Good demonstration!
I’m worried about Gabe, you guys. He’s started equating Facebook friendship with real friendship.
Call me when he is on Google Plus.
VIDEOGUM EVERYWHERE MISSION: Everybody start harassing this guy, and be sure to mention that Gabe Delahaye sent you!
Just in time for Facebook vchat. “Let me look around your place. For real. Where are your pants?”
He also likes BOC, The Great Gatsby, and Dr. Strangelove. This guy is alright in my book. Long as he keeps his distance, I mean.
I bet his favorite Mad Men character is Pete Campbell.
Woah woah woah. That’s Ben Hollis? From Wild Chicago? Fuuuuuuuuck. Chicagoland monsters (of a certain age) know what I’m talkin’ about.
He has 1747 friends. I guess that tape really worked.
We have 7 mutual friends! We’re basically Rent-a-Friends already!
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