Frankie Muniz Is Running For Political Office In 2016, Says Frankie Muniz, On Twitter
BIG NEWS, you guys! HUUUUUUGE NEWS! Frankie Muniz, perhaps best known for having 40 million dollars, has announced that he will be running for political office! In 5 years from now! He made the announcement on Twitter! Oh this is huge and definitely real 4 sure. Look at this, can’t argue with this:
BOOM! The next Geraldine Ferraro! Get it? Ferraro sounds like Ferrari and Frankie Muniz likes to race cars. If anything it’s too easy of a joke to get and find hilarious. Obviously, we are all thrilled at the prospect of a Frankie Muniz presidency (I assume that he’s just going to run straight for the top) in five years. Normally, of course, political candidates don’t announce their candidacy five years in advance (on Twitter) because that gives their potential opponents that much more time to prepare targeted and specific negative-campaigning against them, but Frankie Muniz ain’t care because “Frankie Muniz” is just another way of saying “nothing left to lose.” The man is dead.
FRANKIE MUNIZ 2016! Four more years! And then one more year after that!