Last night was the 214th annual Twilight Presents: MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Jason Sudeikis. Finally, the awards show we’ve been waiting for all year. The Blahscars of the Z.1 generation. Really refreshing. These are the movies that won: Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Kick Ass, Grown Ups, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. Hahah, aww. Those are the actual movies that won.
A weird thing to think about concerning the MTV Movie Awards is when, exactly, MTV will stop having the MTV Movie Awards. Because certainly I think no one watches the MTV Movie Awards now. “Finally, an awards show I can wear jeans to!” – Nobody anymore. So I don’t think anyone will notice? And I feel like at this point they just kind of happen when someone at MTV remembers that they haven’t done a movie awards yet this year. It seems very random. RIP movie awards, you can’t kill you you’re already dead.
More about the awards, some MUST-SEE clips, and the full list of winners after the jump.
So yes, in any case, they were on last night, mostly to promote Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the trailer of which premiered during the show, and to give awards to Twilight: Eclipse. Which is perfect. But there were also some non-Twilight moments that you will certainly hear about around the water fountain at school today, like when Justin Bieber showed up unexpectedly (?), and Robert Pattinson said a curse, and Reese Witherspoon said:
I just want to say to all the girls out there, I know it’s cool to be bad. I get it; but it’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business, you were embarrassed, you hid it under your bed, and like, if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone you hide your face, people.
Which is just kind of gibberish, really? As women, we should all be embarrassed and hide under our beds? “I get it.” But yes, certainly some exciting moments.
Here is the taped spoof-y intro:
Justin Bieber shows up unexpectedly (?):
Jason Sudeikis and Emma Stone sing made up movie theme songs:
Aaannnndd that seems to be it? And here are the winners:
Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Congratulations to everyone, but mostly to us. The fans.