ROBOT UPRISING BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE EARTH! WE RECOGNIZE THAT WE MAY HAVE JUMPED THE GUN IN THE PAST ABOUT THE IMPENDING APOCALYPTIC ROBOT UPRISING. ADMITTEDLY, THE ROBOT THAT SQUIRTED KETCHUP ON THE TABLE, COMPLETELY MISSING THE FRENCH FRIES IN THE PROCESS, LACKED THE SELF-AWARENESS THAT THE ROBOTS WILL NEED TO UTTERLY ANNIHILATE THE HUMAN RACE. AND THE ROBOT THAT WHEELED ITSELF ...
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