Now that the Internet has certain agreed-upon laws, for example, everyone on Twitter has to make jokes about the same things at the same time (Oprah, the rapture, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret baby, etc), or the well-known regulation that every website on Earth must post the new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, we’re going to start needing some Internet sheriffs to e-keep the iPeace. I’m not talking about MODERATORS, either, dorks. I mean actual sheriffs with guns that can put blogs in JAIL. We’ll also need a mayor. Right now it is between wide-eyed councilman Tommy Carcetti and the more politically entrenched old guard candidacy of Mayor McCheese.
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Tom Breihan | September 2, 2015 - 11:18 am
Disgruntled VMA-Nominated Director Had A Shitty Time On His Crowdfunded Night Out
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Caitlin White | September 2, 2015 - 10:41 am
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Chris DeVille | September 3, 2015 - 4:31 pm
Director Joseph Kahn Defends Latest Taylor Swift Video Accused Of Racism
We're seeing the beginnings of a pattern here: Taylor Swift makes a sleek, high-profile video that seems racially weird in some way or another, and…
Tom Breihan | September 2, 2015 - 4:33 pm