Now that the Internet has certain agreed-upon laws, for example, everyone on Twitter has to make jokes about the same things at the same time (Oprah, the rapture, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret baby, etc), or the well-known regulation that every website on Earth must post the new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, we’re going to start needing some Internet sheriffs to e-keep the iPeace. I’m not talking about MODERATORS, either, dorks. I mean actual sheriffs with guns that can put blogs in JAIL. We’ll also need a mayor. Right now it is between wide-eyed councilman Tommy Carcetti and the more politically entrenched old guard candidacy of Mayor McCheese.