Titanic 3D To Completely Ruin Our Plans

By Kelly Conaboy / May 19, 2011

So it was announced this morning that the long-prayed-for 3D version James Cameron‘s Titanic will be released on the 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s maiden, or whatever, voyage: April 6th, 2012. “Oh no, but I already had 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s maiden or whatever voyage plans,” you’re probably thinking. Yeah, I KNOW. But I doubt anyone will show up to our Titanic Centennial parties now that this is coming out on the same day so I guess let’s just cancel our caterers and ice sculptors and nude draw-ers and start standing in line outside of our movie theaters. Ugh. This always happens when we plan a party to celebrate the 100th anniversary of something James Cameron made a movie about, doesn’t it?