The Unbearable Heaviness of Blogging (and also celebrity genital news, Part 1.)
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, Buddies. Being given my membership card to The Very Cool Club For Once And Future Videogum Bloggers was one of the most exciting moments of my life. Even when Soft Gabe and the cast of "Bob's Burgers" held me down so that Lindsey could sit on my chest and do that pretending-to-spit-on-your-face-but-then-sucking-it-up-at-the-last-minute ...
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