BREAKING: TERRIBLE (WONDERFUL) KITTEN CRASH!
Oh the kittenmanity!
If you do plan on going out on the carpet this weekend, you guys, buckle up. It’s the CLAW! (Get it? The claw? Like, “it’s the law,” but cats have claws? Do you or don’t you get it?) (Friday is just another word for NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE.) We don’t want anyone sustaining fatally adorable injuries to their cuternal organs!