Last week, Kirstie Alley fell down on Dancing with the Stars. This week she lost her shoe. Tragedy plus time becomes comedy, but I believe the inverse may also be true.
Maybe she’d have less accidents if she just WAAAAAAAALKED to Sonic.
Movie Star Kirstie Alley? Really? Isn’t it more former costar of a successful sitcom who has been in some movies too I guess, I kind of forgot what she did once she got that reality show and tweeted silly things
Maybe she could find an extra pair of shoes in VERONICA’S CLOSET.
“She just ate how many donuts and NOW she wants to dance a waltz in me? Fuck this, I quit.” –Shoe
And tune in next week to see which contestant falls down a secret trap door in the dance floor!
With Special Guest: Admiral Ackbar
Gabe, your recent obsession with “inverses” is starting to worry me. Were you a math major in a past life?
She lost a shoe? I smell a prank!
“She’s pretty.” – Baby Steve Winwood
Dlisted: Just a really cool blog.
Kiristie Alley + Time = Awful, but I believe the inverse might be true as well.
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