Good review. Very critical. In conclusion: he would buy Fruit Gushers. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
Fruit Gushers: Well-loved.
So I’ve taken a poll of what we all think of the new commenting system.
Damn it, Winwood.
Is this kid Andy Kaufman?
I’ve always enjoyed how they specify that they’re FRUIT gushers. As if to differentiate them from the similar Vegetable Gushers and Meat Gushers.
“Tomorrow on ‘Food Review:’ Cobb Salad.
JUST KIDDING. Tomorrow it’s :
I don’t care what anyone says, the intrigued “ooh!” sound he makes after eating the first gusher cements TheFoodReviewer in my heart forever. Like, he forgot just precisely what gushers taste like and that first bite is so GENUINELY EXCITING! I wish I had his enthusiasm.
I know that this is a sentiment that shows my age, but boy oh boy, every once in awhile I am reminded how glad I am that the Internet didn’t exist when I was a teenager. EEEEK! Of course, my generation will be the last to ever feel this way, because people who did grow up with the Internet can’t possibly imagine the world being any different. I suppose the out-moded nature of this particular gratitude suggests disuse of gratitude in general, as we all follow our natural evolution towards becoming PURE ENERGY. Enjoy it. I won’t be there, of course. I will be dead. For this, too, I am grateful. SUPERPOKE!
MAKE YOUR BED! – Dad
I feel like I just watched a larger kid eat gushers.
I thought Augustus Gloop was more of a chocolate man.
I have no problems with this. Me and Gushers are square. Just don’t let him frost his tips or wear stupid shades at all times.
I’m surprised he can eat after getting stung by what looks like 10,000 bees.
Are we sure this isn’t Tom Colicchio’s child? Seems they have similar palates and insight into food.
Now that we have The Food Reviewers opinion about Fruit Gushers, I’d like to hear from the tiny person controlling him from inside.
“Someday I hope a kid will film himself eating a fruit gusher for millions to see so that children everywhere can simultaneously experience artificial fruit juices gushing into their mouths.” – The inventor of Fruit Gushers, I think.
The “Diet Coke in a can” review is equally captivating.
I hate this
This describes perfectly my most recent dinner at El Bulli
The Girl Scout Cookie review is terrifying (but accurate):
where are the parents? in my day, fat kids (i.e. me) hid in shame like they should, etc etc get off my lawn…
“Fruit Gushers Can Never Be Art”
– Roger Ebert But For Fruit Snacks
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