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Well, The 2011 Day Of Prayer Looks Fucking Terrifying

By Gabe Delahaye / April 5, 2011 - 10:30 am

Hahaha. Wait a second. I thought that the whole point of the afterlife is that we are going to be personally judged for our actions on Earth up/down THERE, so we need to pray and be nice to ugly people and all that stuff so that we won’t go to hell. Right? But now it turns out that we have to pray just so that God doesn’t come down and…murder everyone…with nightmare clouds? (I know there is also Rapture theology, but a) that is different, and b) isn’t God coming down and murdering everyone with nightmare clouds the point of Rapture theology? In which case I guess you shouldn’t pray? I’m so confused!) Seriously, which is it? Do we pray in order to feel God’s Spirit of peace and grace enter into our hearts and ease our pain and suffering, or do we pray in order to make God back the fuck off? I’ll take my answer off the air. (Via DangerousMinds.)