Here, I made you a card!
In related news: R.I.P. Farley Granger. You are in heaven now, pulling long cons on the angels.
I think she likes it!
Hi Amy! I love you! That’s all I wanted to say. I hope you have a great birthday! Maybe I will run into you in Raleigh one day? I sure hope so!
Sadly, Jerri Blank isn’t allowed to upvote Videogum posts due to her criminal record. She stole a TV!
She getting Old, Dogs! Get it, because she is also in Old Dogs? Which is a terrible movie? But she probably needed the money? Alright, I’m done now.
My lady love! She makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.
“Happy birthday, sweetie.”
BOO to the NY Times for mentioning Farley Granger’s affair with Shelley Winters, and not his affair with Arthur Laurents. #homophobes
It’s someone else’s birthday as well…could be anyone really.
That’s right! Happy 43rd Lucy Lawless! And, you know, maybe a few other people out there as well…
I wish Amy Sedaris was my mom and then I married her.
I can’t wait for the party! There’s going to be hot fruit!
Love you, Amy! I have both of your books, and they’re wonderful.
“If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we’d all have a bowl of granola.”
(I could do SWC quotes all day)
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