Squirrels with their heads stuck in yogurt cups is so 2000 and late. 2011 is all about raccoons with their heads stuck in peanut butter jars. Streets ahead. (Thanks for the tip, Evan.)
Choosy Raccoons Choose To Get Their Heads Stuck In Jif Jars
Wait, why did they name him Skippy?
“Angie! Look what the peanut butter jar did to me!” – Racoon Tracey Jordan
Failed hipster raccoon doesn’t get that “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” is so 2006.
That Peanut Butter sure got that raccoon into a Jam.
I do solemnly swear that henceforth I shall always attempt to derive humo(u)r from the differences between British English and American English
When raccoons try and get in our peanut butter jars momma just chase them off with a broom.
Ostriches did it first and best.
Meanwhile. THIS Skippy still has his head stuck in 1986.
this is almost worse than the time my friends told me to check out that metal box that smelled interesting but turned out to be a trap #racoonpranks
I like that raccoon’s instincts:
“shit, my head is stuck inside this thing, and it is making it hard to see and coordinate movement at all. I’m going to climb up something tall!”
“You got your peanut butter in my rabies!”
“You got your rabies in my peanut butter!”.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
“Thank god that raccoon is safe.” — Japan
How else do you get every last bit of delicious peanut butter?
How many more raccoons must be comically inconvenienced before Big Peanut Butter FINALLY gives in and creates the double sided opening jar I’ve been demanding for years?
You have to wonder how many high fives went around the NBC offices when they finally got clearance from the network execs to air this.
“Dara, we had to do some embarrassing things, but they’re gonna let us go live the raccoon peanut butter jar head electrical pole story. DON’T FUCK IT UP!”
Bill Gates > Tom Rogers “Great job! This is totally news!”
Poor raccoon! That must have been a “jarring” experience.
“HOW COULD I HAVE IMAGINED I WOULD CONTRIBUTE TO THIS HORRIBLE FUTURE?!”
-George Washington Carver
Peanut Butter Man likes the cut of that raccoon’s jib. Of Jif. Whatever.
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