Here’s the trailer for your new favorite movie, Vampire Boys:
No homo…philiac. (I’m sorry.)
They already made a Twilight for boys. It’s called Every Vampire Movie That Was Made Before Twilight.
this is a metaphor for moving to LA right?
wait, so is this a korean drama or an adult film?
Well, that just looks fabulous.
Hey, that music sounds a lot like Black Swan! Cool Ripoff!
Remember when Sinbad hosted SNL and in the monologue he made fun of “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” because in the opening scenes it looked like Dracula had a butt on his head?
Please someone else remember this?
Wait. Do I protest this because the paganism is an affront to Christianity or because homosexuality is an affront to Christianity? Guess I’ll wait patiently for the new Church bulletin to tell me what to do.
In that last line, it sounds like he’s trying to figure out what he’s even fucking saying.
I’ve just moved to LA, and I’m being stalked by a pale young man. To make matters worse, he isn’t even sparkling in sunlight. MLIVB.
In the directors cut hey have to battle another bunch of guys who morph into bears.
Finally, a vampire movie for skinny white kids who feel like they don’t belong, for some reason.
No, I’ve seen this porn before. The redhead does this AMAZING thing with his… Oh, right, sorry, wrong forum.
Uh… hehe. This looks um… melodramatic. Right? Lolz?
Hematospermia is a motherfucker
Fake and gay
when I read “Vampire Movie for Dudes” I thought ‘O, vampires that ride fast motorcycles through explosions while drinking blood flavored Rockstar and then gives a dutch oven to his big tittied vacuous interchangeable hot girlfriend.’
what I’m saying is I’m totally not disappointed here, guys.
But seriously, did they have a big casting call for the most waifish twinks in Hollywood or what? Did anyone on set weigh more than 110 pounds? Could anyone sing baritone?
“Nope, sorry, you’re too not gay for this film.” – casting director
I’m so glad gay-interest movies always have such high production values. Thanks, here! network!
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