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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

By Gabe Delahaye / March 11, 2011 - 5:00 pm

Guys! A lot of really BIG Videogum news this week. Don’t forget to RSVP for the Videogum 3rd Anniversary Comedy Show and Also Party. It’s going to be THE BEST! And if you are interested, we are currently taking applications for a (very) Junior Editor position. More info here. OH, and speaking of exciting Videogum developments, there’s going to be lots of fun stuff happening here next week just you wait, but, like, not to diminish all of the fun stuff that will occur because it is all equally great, but one thing that I am particularly excited about that I just cannot keep as my private secret anymore: the cast and writers of Bob’s Burgers will be writing the site next Friday. Wow! Wow! OK. Patience. Savor it. Get a taco. I’m getting a taco. Yum!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee Part Two Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Mar 7th Score:82

Kevin Spacey: I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time..

Morgan Freeman: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky…

Kevin Spacey: WHOA! Hey, do you mind. I have the heaven narration booth booked until 5:00 p.m.

Morgan Freeman: Well, it’s 4:55 right now, how long do you think you’ll be?

Kevin Spacey: Oh. Gee. I don’t know. How about 5 mins?!

Mufasa: Guys, guys! Sorry to interrupt. You guys using the narration cloud?

Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List
#4 meetmymillionaires | Mar 10th Score:89

“Frankly my dear, STFU.”

Posted in: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
#3 super! | Mar 9th Score:95

i have been to EPCOT so i think i know a thing or two about international travel. and the future.

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Tea Party IS Racist And There ARE A Lot Of Ignorant Americans
#2 werttrew | Mar 10th Score:98

“We’ve traced the sext, it’s coming from inside the house!”

Posted in: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
#1 Notsewfast | Mar 10th Score:143

“BRB”

Posted in: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

stevenstevo | Mar 9th Score:-35
Yes! Please, let’s discuss more politics. It’s so fun, and I don’t get it enough of it from The Daily Show!
Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Tea Party IS Racist And There ARE A Lot Of Ignorant Americans

[Ed. note: Oh, hush.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Dusky Panther | Mar 8th Score:54

“Is this gonna be on the test?”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee, Part Two

[Ed. note: Congratulations, Dusky Panther. You earned it!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

[Ed. note: I know, riiiiiiiight?!]