JOB OPENING: BABY MONSTER NEEDED!
Hey, you guys! Videogum is HIRING! Kind of. I mean, we are, but, like, let’s all settle down and keep things in perspective. Basically, we are looking for a (very) junior editor to come on board. This person will be responsible for a lot of behind the scenes work, like, finding funny videos, and managing Videogumblr and Facebook, but also doing some writing on the site, and in general helping to shape Videogum and take it to the NEXT LEVEL. Streets ahead, etc. Is that someone you? (Haha. What a terrible come-on! But seriously, IS THAT SOMEONE YOU?) Oh, and here is a thing for you to know:
THIS IS NOT AN INTERNSHIP. THE POSITION WILL BE PAID!
#swag. Anyway, like I said, this will be a JUNIOR position for a TINY BABY PROBABLY (although we would certainly welcome resumes from the Andrew Sullivans and Xeni Jardins of the world, we just know how disappointment works) but it is a very cool opportunity for someone who wants to get a lot of Internet Experience (whatever that even means) working for the best website in the world, Videogum. Sorry, I know that humility is a virtue or whatever, but it’s just true. Videogum is the best. But you can come help make it even better! Interested parties should send their resume (no attachments) to firstname.lastname@example.org. This job is based in New York. We probably should have posted this listing on monster.com instead. Get it? You get it. (Getting it preferred.)