Admittedly, whenever I watch Die Antwoord music videos I kind of feel like I’m watching an advertisement for some kind of body spray, or perhaps a pre-paid urban market cell phone provider. But whatever. I like to smell good and talk on the phone, so what do I care as long as they BRING DA NOISE and also BRING DA FUNK. Marry me, Yolandi! I will buy you a haunted castle in a nightmare hellscape and we can make each other fucking miserable.