(My introduction requires the proper musical accompaniment. Please press play, wait nine seconds, and then continue reading.) [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Hi ninjas. I’m werttrew. What should you know about me? Well, this is what I will and won’t bust: 1. Caps? No. 2. The moves? Oh my yes. 3. Rhymes? At times. 4. Myths? No: I CREATE legends. 5. Some ...