That’s Your Girlfriend: German Porno Foley Artist

By Gabe Delahaye / February 11, 2011

“One thing that I’m definitely looking for in a girlfriend is a woman who knows how to support herself. I’m not saying that if things get serious and we start to build a life together that we won’t have to have a serious conversation about our goals and where our careers fit into those goals. It can be very difficult for two professional people to make it work, because two different sets of aspirations often lead in two very different directions. But to know that she’s got that inner strength and that self-reliance, that’s a big turn on for me. I’m trying to date a woman, not a child. That being said, if child-like moaning is one of the aspects of her job, I wont’ complain. If she likes to suck her thumb to simulate the sound of oral pleasure, and smack her damp hands together when things really get going, well, it’s all in a day’s work. I’m not going to criticize her or laugh at her for that, just as I would hope she wouldn’t come to my work and point at all of the important papers on my desk and laugh and say “look at those gross papers it makes me feel weird to watch you doing your work.” Oh, I also want my girlfriend to be 60 years old and German.”

– You

“Gross!” – Me

(Thanks for the tip, Cameron.)