Here’s something weird: I really loved the Dudley Moore movie Arthur when I was a kid? Like, to the point where I also really loved the Christopher Cross theme song so much? If Zunes existed back then, that song would definitely have been on my Sony My First Zune. In retrospect, I don’t think I actually liked the movie itself as much as I just liked the idea of being REALLY rich. Wouldn’t that be fun? I still like that idea. It’s a pretty cool idea, if you think about it. Then again, if I had the choice between being rich and Russell Brand OR poor and anyone other than Russell Brand, I’d probably pick the latter. Just kidding. Russell Brand is an unbearable and also unfunny actor, but I WANT A HOT TUB IN THE SHAPE OF MY OWN FACE FILLED WITH DIET SPRITE!