It’s always really exciting when you get a sudden craving or burning desire for something that’s super attainable, like a hamburger. As you get older, or at least as I get older, I find that the things that I spend most of my time wishing for are much more difficult to acquire/achieve. I’m not talking about enlightenment or anything, but, like, if I suddenly want to be able to own my own home, or have a better face, I can’t just walk over to Burger King and get those things. A Whopper, however, is a whole different story. (There are, of course, people for whom indulging in their cravings is a genuine psychological health issue, and to those people I say that our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family during this difficult time, but if you will excuse me, I need to return to addressing the normal people now, thanks.) You want it and then you get it and it’s so happy-making! For a brief moment you actually had a goal that you knew could bring you happiness and you achieved that goal. It’s kind of great. I guess what I’m saying is that I wish they sold new episodes of Between Two Ferns at Burger King for moments when you just really want one. Because boy, do they ever hit the spot sometimes!