What Should Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman Catch-Phrase Be In The Dark Knight Rises?

Gabe Delahaye | January 19, 2011 - 2:45 pm

As you almost certainly have heard, Anne Hathaway has been cast in the latest Christopher Nolan Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, as Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman. Cool? We have to rely on our faith in Christopher Nolan at this point that the movie will still be good because it IS called The Dark Knight Rises, which is not a good name, and it WILL feature Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, which sounds bad, too. Oh well! Let’s just sit here in silence until 2014 or whenever the hell this movie even comes out and worry about it like a bunch of fucking nerds. ANYWAY, obviously the new Catwoman is going to need a cool new catch-phrase. What should it be? Here are a few very carefully thought out suggestions that are very good and very realistic and will probably end up in the movie unless you can do better.

  • “Have you ever danced with the devil wears Prada in the pale moonlight?”
  • “Where does he get such wonderful love and other drugs?”
  • “Kitty likes to scratch. Her innermost thoughts. Into her the princess diaries 2.”
  • “This means bride wars.”
  • “Brokeback MEOWntain.”

You know what, don’t make any other suggestions in the comments because these are all perfect so Christopher Nolan should just pick one of these. Thanks.